Congrats on Your Face | Jennifer Lawrence
Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies.
Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
Night is beautiful when you are happy, comforting when you are in grief, terrible when you are lonely and unhappy.
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Posted 2 months ago
in-demigodishness-and-all-that:
I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.
(Source: pottergifs)
Posted 2 months ago
So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessie’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play.
I didn’t.
Posted 2 months ago
I SMELLED FOOD IN MY HOUSE SO I WALKED OUT TO SEE WHAT MY PARENTS WERE MAKING AND THEY SAW ME AND THEN MY DAD YELLED “HA I TOLD YOU YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS”
MY PARENTS MADE A BET TO SEE IF I WOULD COME OUT OF MY ROOM IF I SMELLED FOOD AND THEY WERE RIGHT
Posted 2 months ago
Shark Puppy by Stacey Lenaghan [tumblr | deviantart]
Posted 3 months ago
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded:
“No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
There are literally no words to express how much I fucking love this quote.
Behind every great man is an even greater woman
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Posted 3 months ago
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
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Posted 3 months ago
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
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Posted 3 months ago
Superwhoavengerlock - Can you dance?
1/2
Posted 3 months ago
wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.
Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.
Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage
(Source: deidara-sempai)
